It is believed that in the early morning of the 26th of August 2000, these two felons (felines) broke into a tent pitched at the North Farm Campsite near Ludlow. The thieves made off with 1/2 a cooked chicken of which only tiny fragments of bone were left as evidence of the crime.
Do not tackle these individuals, they are highly dangerous. If sighted you should contact the SPTCC (Society for the Prevention of Theft of Cooked Chicken) imediately.
Thankyou for your assistance.